If life is like a box of chocolates, why do I alwase get the bad ones?
I've noticed that with these big "sampler" boxes of chocolates. There are alwase some that tast like a boot heel covered in chocolate. Avoid getting those for loved ones if you can, a "Crunch" bar says pretty much the same thing. Especially so if you get one of those jumbo mega sized ones that there's no way anyone could get their mouth around it.
Or if all the above suggestions sound like bunk, get the biggest bag of Reases Penutbutter Cups you can find. Trust me, they are alwase a hit.
And for those of you who wount get anybody chocolate for any reason: Send a nice card and include a $20 book mark.
The Fiish
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Excellent idea! Thanks for the tip!
Just one question: why are those big fancy boxes of chocolates called "samplers," when they obviously aren't samplers for any other kind of candy?
I do belive my friend that they are called "samplers" in order to torment the soul of a person that finally finds one particular chocolate that they like and thus are forced into an eternity of finding a whole box of them. They will die looking, I guarentee it.
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Hey even if you would buy me chocolates, give me the card w/ $20 and I'll buy myself chocolates
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