Holy Macrel!

Yeah so my dad was talking about the problems that are in the church and stuff and I said "Hey! you should start your own church!" and he was like "Maby I will, hmmmmm, the church of the holy macrel". I laughed my ribs out!

Ok, that wasn't particularly funny unless you were there.

I haven't posted in the recent past due to a total lack of insperation. Not much has been happpening, at least not much of consequence.

Today I woke up to discover that it was 9:30 Am, I usually get up at 8 for school, and preceeded to get my butt out of bed in order to avert any further lateness. I got into the living room and everyone was milling around like nothing was out of the normal. It was only latter that I found out that they had decided to give me till thursday off. This is due to Mardi-Gras. My sister has a whole week starting last friday of vacation, so my parents were generouse and gave me a few days to kick back. The real fun began about fifteen minutes after it appeared I was done with my breakfast. My dad gave me my options for the day:

1. Clean up the banana trees in the front yard
2. Dig a drywell for the wash-machein water
3. Do other yard work

Well I took 1 of course, but did eventually help with 2. A sharp machete is a beautiful thing, I employ the Japanese methode of Katana sharpening to get my machete razor sharp, then i can cut a banana stock that's 3/4 of a foot thick in one clean swipe. Beautiful indeed.

You know what ticks me off? My dad got me a real leather cowboy hat on one of his trips, I posted a picture a while ago. What getts me mad is that now everyone (who is retarded by the way) thinks that cowboys are all gay because of a stupid movie called "humpback mountain" or something. Drat it all! Why can't people with Crap 4 Brains (trade mark) keep thier disgusting mouths shut!!!!????!!!! I guess it's all the liberal panseys that want to go to a theater and see two guys sleeping togather on a mountainside. I'm glad I cant imagine that or I'd have to go poke out my mind's eye.

The Fiish