Holy Macrel!

Yeah so my dad was talking about the problems that are in the church and stuff and I said "Hey! you should start your own church!" and he was like "Maby I will, hmmmmm, the church of the holy macrel". I laughed my ribs out!

Ok, that wasn't particularly funny unless you were there.

I haven't posted in the recent past due to a total lack of insperation. Not much has been happpening, at least not much of consequence.

Today I woke up to discover that it was 9:30 Am, I usually get up at 8 for school, and preceeded to get my butt out of bed in order to avert any further lateness. I got into the living room and everyone was milling around like nothing was out of the normal. It was only latter that I found out that they had decided to give me till thursday off. This is due to Mardi-Gras. My sister has a whole week starting last friday of vacation, so my parents were generouse and gave me a few days to kick back. The real fun began about fifteen minutes after it appeared I was done with my breakfast. My dad gave me my options for the day:

1. Clean up the banana trees in the front yard
2. Dig a drywell for the wash-machein water
3. Do other yard work

Well I took 1 of course, but did eventually help with 2. A sharp machete is a beautiful thing, I employ the Japanese methode of Katana sharpening to get my machete razor sharp, then i can cut a banana stock that's 3/4 of a foot thick in one clean swipe. Beautiful indeed.

You know what ticks me off? My dad got me a real leather cowboy hat on one of his trips, I posted a picture a while ago. What getts me mad is that now everyone (who is retarded by the way) thinks that cowboys are all gay because of a stupid movie called "humpback mountain" or something. Drat it all! Why can't people with Crap 4 Brains (trade mark) keep thier disgusting mouths shut!!!!????!!!! I guess it's all the liberal panseys that want to go to a theater and see two guys sleeping togather on a mountainside. I'm glad I cant imagine that or I'd have to go poke out my mind's eye.

The Fiish

Life is long, stop wasting it!!!

It's stupid how people say that life is short when it really isnt. Shure it's insignificant compared to the massive time periode that is history, but in the periode of one life the world can change. Ever sit ffor an hour without doing anything and not haveing the possibility of doing anything? Does time seem short then? It's not, It only seems that way when we are dooing somthing. The sad part comes when you realise how long life is after you've spent most of it. I am saying this now: Stop wasting your time! Its ok to wast a little time in your life, but each time you wast time it adds to the time that you havent accomplished anything.

In th etime it took me to lean all the names of the Pokemon five years ago, I could have already have learned a few times over how to build the electric guitar I built this year. It's just sad how much time is wasted on things that will be of absolutely no consequece
tommorow.

The Fiish

Bullwhip

Yah so my dad just got back from the states. While he was there he went down to visit a place called Atlanta Cutlery in Atlanta Georgia, its like a knife store that sells other specialty items as well. He got me a bullwhip while he was there. It's really cool, I'm learning how to make it crack adn stuff. In the process I have hit my back legs and derrier with it. DONT EVER TRY TO, it smarts like anything, I have the whelts to prove it.

The Fiish

ROFLING ALL OVER THE PLACE!!!

Ok here's another link. I just GOTTA post it! Caseyboy, the program director for the Preston and Steve radio show, mocking Mariah Carrey. PURE INTERNET GOLD!!!, and well worth the wait for it to load I might add.

Have a nice night!

The Fiish

Lots of Cheats

For thse of you who havent seen this yet on HomeStarRunner.com , here is the link to a very funny and addicting music video: A-Lotsa the Cheatsa!

Note: Not for anyone with epilepsy.

The Fiish

A comment on comments

Comments are your friends. People are alowed to comment in the US because it is a free country. We have certain rights to protect our freedom of speech. If there were no freedome of speech, the guys in the black suits would have probably already been by to collect me.

Although I am completely for freedome of speech, I do belive that it like any power and is used to evil ends. Power cannot be abused, once it is it's nearly imposible to stop. Take the librals of America for example. This groupe of people have used their freedom to spread hatered and ill will about people all thier cotton pecking life. And now that they have they cant stop because they have firmly concreted it into their minds that if they star being nice no-one will like them.

You figure it out.

Oh and by the way, I would like to apologise to my readers for commenting oon politics. In the future I will try not to as it only makes me mad and the people that need to change wount.

The Fiish

Cah-ray-zee go nuts

That is what the world is now. I can't belive what I'm hearing on the news these days. My mom dosnt want me getting into anykind of trouble by siteing specific examples of stories and mocking the createns behind them like I was going to do in this post before she saw it. Thanks Mom for looking out for your son's better health!

Ok so yah the world is now a crazyer place then it was say........uhh well i guess it's alwase been crazy. There is no doubt in my ind that it will get crazyer and dumber still. And when it does: I WILL TAKE OVER EVERYTHING!!! For a small fee I will name you a duke or a knight of my new empire. Seriously, the smart people will never rule, at least we have a smart persident right now dispite everything those good-for-nothing-but-scrapping-the-mud-off-my-boothill librals think. Yep, W is a smart man compared to the left wing pansys, the proof is that they cant stoop slinging mud at him. They feel insecure about having a good person in a seat of power that's all.

Ok i got to go update some softwear.

Fish to librals!!!!!!

The Fiish

Moms and Principals

Ok this really, for lack of a better word, bizzar thing happened today.

My mom takes my sister to school every morning. Today she was a little late. She had to park way back in the street and walk may sis in. The principal of the school was standing in the recess area with the other students teaching the a song, here that isn't aby-normal, and he yelled at my mom, infront of all the kids, that she was late and it was perfectly unexceptable. My mom did the culturaly correct thing and ignored him. But she had to go into the school to get some info about a perant - teacher meeting that was supposed to take place. As she was walking down to front of the building, the principal intersepted her and began ranting at her some more. Now this, in any cultur, merited the response that my mother proceeded to give. She yelled him back down into his shoes! The prncipals mood changed immediately and he went into excusing himself with a vengance.

The story dosnt end there however. When my sis got home this afternoon she had a hand written letter from the pricipal to deliver to my mom. It was like a formal letter of sorryness. Never the less if you read closely you could pick up that he was at the same time justifying his actions. It boils down to this:

Dear madam. I'm sorry. What I wanted to do was make an example of you to the other parents (of which none were still at the school) to show them that being late is not acceptable. I hope we can leave this behind us.

The real letter was like a page and a half all written in buraucratic style jargan, the kind that is used to hid the true meaning of what is said and discuise it as something else entirly.

Well that was the Cahh-RaaY-Zeeee story I have from today.

The Fiish

P.S. In the future I will try to post more often. I realise more and more that I am gaining some devoted readers. To them I apologise for not giving them any material.

Wud yah lik sum Spahm?

AHHHHHHHHHHH! The spammers of the world have somehow discovered my email adress. ^%*&^(*()$$#@! Bunch of no good low self-esteemers. I mean honestly, I would not buy anything that they advertised! It's like anti-advertising. Ticking people off because you send them adds to their PERSONAL EMAIL is no way to get them to be interested in your product.

Then again, with the way American public school is going, people just might be dumb enough to buy the crap that they advertise because they have no brain of their own to use. Why is there no legislation against idiots yet? But then again, one man's idiot is another man's ........ looked up to idiot.

Taking up more pixels than ever on your screen:

The Fiish

Life is like.....

If life is like a box of chocolates, why do I alwase get the bad ones?

I've noticed that with these big "sampler" boxes of chocolates. There are alwase some that tast like a boot heel covered in chocolate. Avoid getting those for loved ones if you can, a "Crunch" bar says pretty much the same thing. Especially so if you get one of those jumbo mega sized ones that there's no way anyone could get their mouth around it.

Or if all the above suggestions sound like bunk, get the biggest bag of Reases Penutbutter Cups you can find. Trust me, they are alwase a hit.

And for those of you who wount get anybody chocolate for any reason: Send a nice card and include a $20 book mark.

The Fiish