Oooog

Hey you! Yah you! The guy with the droopy eyes, uncombed hair, the Rudolf nose! Your sick aren't you?

Yep I am. I'm sick, like a dog. Really makes me uncomfortable, since I started coming down with flue like symptoms right after getting out of the hospital. It's enough to rot anyone's socks.

I don't have any bad symptoms yet, just achy and dizzy and nose running like a faucet. Ugh, I hate tissues. You can only use them like twice before they get all soggy and gross. And have you ever noticed how there are no cool boxes? Like they could put cross word puzzles on them or something. You carry one around all the time so it might as well be more useful!

And there probably isn't are more inefficient body part than the nose. I mean if it were at all efficient it would know when to stop running and conserve snot till you really needed it! Like if a gnat gets up my nose it just goes completely dry! I mean COMMON! Flush that sucker out! But when your sitting there, feeling wholly miserable already, what does it do? NIAGRA FALLS! And I am not kidding. I've seen Niagara Falls, trust me I know.

That’s all for now.

The Fiish