Ever notice how everybody gripes about social security numbers being the mark of the beast? Well forget that! I've unmasked a greater conspiracy! Even worse we always just brush it off as a temporary labeling, but what if it isn't? I speak my friends of the waiting ticket. (insert sinister organ music here). Every day millions of people are given a number through this heinous system. The vile ticket dispensers are EVERWHERE! Supermarkets, businesses, banks, restaurants. You can get any service unless you "take a ticket and wait your turn". So now that you have taken your ticket, you are one of them. Just a number, no more no less. You are being assimilated into the ranks of EVIL! I can't believe that this practice has gone unchallenged for so long. Friends, we must not let ourselves be just a number! We must fight!
For all of you who haven’t guessed it yet, or who are thinking "Oh my gosh! He's whacked.". This is Satire. This is a paper I'm in the process of doing for English Literature, so it's not to be taken seriously. Hope you have fun reading it. If you like it, link to it from your site or pass it on to your friends.
The Fiish. RESIST THE EVIL TICKETS!!!!!!!!!!
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