Tuesday, February 14, 2006

ROFLING ALL OVER THE PLACE!!!

Ok here's another link. I just GOTTA post it! Caseyboy, the program director for the Preston and Steve radio show, mocking Mariah Carrey. PURE INTERNET GOLD!!!, and well worth the wait for it to load I might add.

Have a nice night!

The Fiish

Lots of Cheats

For thse of you who havent seen this yet on HomeStarRunner.com , here is the link to a very funny and addicting music video: A-Lotsa the Cheatsa!

Note: Not for anyone with epilepsy.

The Fiish

Monday, February 13, 2006

A comment on comments

Comments are your friends. People are alowed to comment in the US because it is a free country. We have certain rights to protect our freedom of speech. If there were no freedome of speech, the guys in the black suits would have probably already been by to collect me.

Although I am completely for freedome of speech, I do belive that it like any power and is used to evil ends. Power cannot be abused, once it is it's nearly imposible to stop. Take the librals of America for example. This groupe of people have used their freedom to spread hatered and ill will about people all thier cotton pecking life. And now that they have they cant stop because they have firmly concreted it into their minds that if they star being nice no-one will like them.

You figure it out.

Oh and by the way, I would like to apologise to my readers for commenting oon politics. In the future I will try not to as it only makes me mad and the people that need to change wount.

The Fiish

Sunday, February 12, 2006

Cah-ray-zee go nuts

That is what the world is now. I can't belive what I'm hearing on the news these days. My mom dosnt want me getting into anykind of trouble by siteing specific examples of stories and mocking the createns behind them like I was going to do in this post before she saw it. Thanks Mom for looking out for your son's better health!

Ok so yah the world is now a crazyer place then it was say........uhh well i guess it's alwase been crazy. There is no doubt in my ind that it will get crazyer and dumber still. And when it does: I WILL TAKE OVER EVERYTHING!!! For a small fee I will name you a duke or a knight of my new empire. Seriously, the smart people will never rule, at least we have a smart persident right now dispite everything those good-for-nothing-but-scrapping-the-mud-off-my-boothill librals think. Yep, W is a smart man compared to the left wing pansys, the proof is that they cant stoop slinging mud at him. They feel insecure about having a good person in a seat of power that's all.

Ok i got to go update some softwear.

Fish to librals!!!!!!

The Fiish

Thursday, February 09, 2006

Moms and Principals

Ok this really, for lack of a better word, bizzar thing happened today.

My mom takes my sister to school every morning. Today she was a little late. She had to park way back in the street and walk may sis in. The principal of the school was standing in the recess area with the other students teaching the a song, here that isn't aby-normal, and he yelled at my mom, infront of all the kids, that she was late and it was perfectly unexceptable. My mom did the culturaly correct thing and ignored him. But she had to go into the school to get some info about a perant - teacher meeting that was supposed to take place. As she was walking down to front of the building, the principal intersepted her and began ranting at her some more. Now this, in any cultur, merited the response that my mother proceeded to give. She yelled him back down into his shoes! The prncipals mood changed immediately and he went into excusing himself with a vengance.

The story dosnt end there however. When my sis got home this afternoon she had a hand written letter from the pricipal to deliver to my mom. It was like a formal letter of sorryness. Never the less if you read closely you could pick up that he was at the same time justifying his actions. It boils down to this:

Dear madam. I'm sorry. What I wanted to do was make an example of you to the other parents (of which none were still at the school) to show them that being late is not acceptable. I hope we can leave this behind us.

The real letter was like a page and a half all written in buraucratic style jargan, the kind that is used to hid the true meaning of what is said and discuise it as something else entirly.

Well that was the Cahh-RaaY-Zeeee story I have from today.

The Fiish

P.S. In the future I will try to post more often. I realise more and more that I am gaining some devoted readers. To them I apologise for not giving them any material.

Friday, February 03, 2006

Wud yah lik sum Spahm?

AHHHHHHHHHHH! The spammers of the world have somehow discovered my email adress. ^%*&^(*()$$#@! Bunch of no good low self-esteemers. I mean honestly, I would not buy anything that they advertised! It's like anti-advertising. Ticking people off because you send them adds to their PERSONAL EMAIL is no way to get them to be interested in your product.

Then again, with the way American public school is going, people just might be dumb enough to buy the crap that they advertise because they have no brain of their own to use. Why is there no legislation against idiots yet? But then again, one man's idiot is another man's ........ looked up to idiot.

Taking up more pixels than ever on your screen:

The Fiish

Thursday, February 02, 2006

Life is like.....

If life is like a box of chocolates, why do I alwase get the bad ones?

I've noticed that with these big "sampler" boxes of chocolates. There are alwase some that tast like a boot heel covered in chocolate. Avoid getting those for loved ones if you can, a "Crunch" bar says pretty much the same thing. Especially so if you get one of those jumbo mega sized ones that there's no way anyone could get their mouth around it.

Or if all the above suggestions sound like bunk, get the biggest bag of Reases Penutbutter Cups you can find. Trust me, they are alwase a hit.

And for those of you who wount get anybody chocolate for any reason: Send a nice card and include a $20 book mark.

The Fiish