Into the bar.....

So a penguin walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some fish. Th e bartender replies that they don't have fish and politely asks the penguin to leave. The next day the penguin is back and again asks for fish. A little angry the bartender says they don't have any fish and tells the penguin to leave. The third day the penguin returns and asks for some fish. The bartender yells at him that they don't have any fish and tells the penguin that if he comes back and asks for fish he will nail his beak to the bar. The next day the penguin comes in and asks, "Do you have any nails?". The bartender realeaved that he didn't ask for fish says "No". The penguin then says "Good! Do you have any fish?"



Don't get it? ................................................Why would the penguin make shure that the bar tender didnt have any nails before he asked for fish? :P

This one had me splitting my sides last night, if you enjoyed it tell me.

The Fiish